I have nightmares about having never finished college and that I need to go back to college. In most of my dreams I wake up as soon as I realize I have to go back to college, once I even went back to college which was really weird because my husband continued to work at Microsoft while I went back to school. A week ago I was looking through my e-mail and my dream came true. I was Told I have to go back to school. I have to go to Monsters University and I’m actually quite excited to go!
I’m going to San Francisco to the Pixar campus where I will be enrolled as a college freshman at Monsters University. There I’m going to learn all about the new movie Monsters University, it’s where all the learning happens, where you learn the real scare! I’ve been looking at my class options and know the only way for me is the scary way. The School of Scaring :
MU is a place for self-discovery, curiosity, and scholarship. With unmatched class offerings, a multitude of majors, and a supportive and friendly campus environment, Monsters University is worthy of your attention.
Each year, over 26,000 high school and transfer monsters apply to MU, but only a fraction get admitted. Our methods are strenuous, but our tradition is truly great.
With the top scaring program in the country, along with four other academically rigorous schools (including notable programs in scream energy, door technology, and business), MU’s academics are second-to-none.
But who really goes to college to learn, it’s all about the parties and these monsters know how to party!!!
I wonder how much trouble I’ll get into going back to college. Last time I went I made the best friends and had a great time. I even pledged to a sorority, but that ended up taking so much of my time that I just couldn’t hang. The night they kidnapped me I was so angry, I had a program due the next day and let me just say sororities don’t take no for an answer, well, I hope you’ll follow along next month when I’m kidnapped again as I attend Monsters University.
Monsters University is in theaters June 21st.