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Love Johnny Depp in Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows Quotes and Combo Pack Giveaway

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I love Johnny Depp in Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows. He is the best character actor because he takes on each character so well. He was meant to be different and different he is. Check out some of these Dark Shadows Movie Quotes. Dark Shadows

Barnabas Collins: [holds a fork] I see you have been driven to even sell the prized family silverware.
Roger Collins: How can you tell? Those are exact replicas.
Barnabas Collins: Had this been silver, I would have burst into flame at the slightest touch.
Dr. Julia Hoffman: Is he for real?

Carolyn Stoddard: [sees Barnabas for the first time] Are you stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.
Barnabas Collins: [to Willie] When did they start allowing women of the night on the estate grounds?

 

[Barnabas stares at a lava lamp]
Barnabas Collins: What is that thing?
Dr. Julia Hoffman: It’s a lamp.
Barnabas Collins: It looks like a pulsating blood urn!

 

Barnabas Collins: [seeing TV for the first time] What sorcery is this?
[attacks the TV]
Barnabas Collins: Reveal yourself, tiny songstress!

 

Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Fight on, Barnabas. Fight on for us.
Barnabas Collins: And fight I shall!

[Barnabas grabs a construction worker]
Barnabas Collins: I am terribly sorry, but you cannot imagine how thirsty I am…
[bites him]

Barnabas Collins: Hear me, future dweller, you will be my loyal servant, until such time as I release you.
Willie Loomis: So what’s first, master?
Barnabas Collins: You will cleanse me, servant!

 

Angelique Bouchard: I’m going to make an offer to you, Barnabas. My last. You can join me by my side and we can run Collinsport together as partners, and lovers… or I’ll put you back in the box.
Barnabas Collins: I have already prepared my counter-proposal. It reads thusly: You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!

Director Tim Burton brings the cult classic series “Dark Shadows” to the big screen in a film featuring an all-star cast, led by Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer and Helena Bonham Carter.

In the year 1750, Joshua and Naomi Collins, with young son Barnabas, set sail from England to start a new life in America, where they build a fishing empire in the coastal Maine town that comes to carry their name: Collinsport. Two decades pass and Barnabas (Johnny Depp) has the world at his feet. The master of Collinwood Manor, Barnabas is rich, powerful and an inveterate playboy…until he makes the grave mistake of falling in love with a beauty named Josette DuPres (Bella Heathcote) and breaking the heart of Angelique Bouchard (Eva Green). A witch in every sense of the word, Angelique dooms him to a fate worse than death—turning him into a vampire, and then burying him…alive.

Nearly two centuries later, Barnabas is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972, a stranger in an even stranger time. Returning to Collinwood Manor, he finds that his once-grand estate has fallen into ruin, and the dysfunctional remnants of the Collins family have fared little better, each harboring their own dark secrets.

Family matriarch Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer) is the one person Barnabas entrusts with the truth of his identity. But his rather odd and anachronistic behavior immediately raises the suspicions of the live-in psychiatrist, Dr. Julia Hoffman (Helena Bonham Carter), who has no idea what kind of problems she’s really digging up.

As Barnabas sets out to restore his family name to its former glory, one thing stands in his way: Collinsport’s leading denizen, who goes by the name Angie…and who bears a striking resemblance to a very old acquaintance of Barnabas Collins.

Also residing in Collinwood Manor are Elizabeth’s ne’er-do-well brother, Roger Collins, (Jonny Lee Miller); her rebellious teenage daughter Carolyn Stoddard (Chloë Grace Moretz); and Roger’s precocious 10-year-old son, David Collins (Gully McGrath). The longsuffering caretaker of Collinwood is Willie Loomis (Jackie Earle Haley), and new to the Collins’ employ is David’s nanny, Victoria Winters (Bella Heathcote), who is, mysteriously, the mirror image of Barnabas’ one true love, Josette.1000279639BRDLEFOsmall

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  5. I want to see the movie because I love Johnny Depp and his movies. I also love Tim Burton movies. Their last one that I loved was Sweeny Todd.

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  6. I am a huge Tim Burton fan and I have seen all his movies and a movie with both Johnny Depp and Tim Burton it must be a master peice :)! So this is a must see!!!

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  8. I watched the show when it was on TV in the 60s. It would be great to see what they have done with it.

    lkish77123 at gmail dot com

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  9. I want to see this because I was a HUGE fan of the original series. If I had had daughters their names would have been Josette and Angelique.

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  18. I want to see it because I like Johnny Depp and it looks like a good movie and Tim Burton’s movies are usually good.

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  29. I want to see the movie because Johnny Depp is a great actor and Tim Burton is a great director. Those two elements alone make me want to see the movie that I saw previews for and it looks real good. Thanks.
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  35. I think it looks good, but to be honest, it could look like the crappiest movie ever and I’d still want to see it. Two words: ‘Johnny’ and ‘Depp’!

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  49. When I was in high school, I used to run home after school to watch Dark Shadows on TV. I’d love to watch this on DVD. Thanks.

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  58. Morbid curiosity 🙂 I think it looks terrible, but I’ve seen every other Johnny Depp movie, so I have to see this one too 🙂

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  62. The howling wolves fireplace which opens into a glass and iron corridor leading to a treasure-filled chamber is spectacular. A lavish and haunting Prologue, waves crashing on the rocks below Widows Hill, Barnabas’ stroll through the village upon his first night out of the box, then onto Collinwood through the forest–each scene a masterpiece unto itself. The costumes are outstanding, especially the 18th century ones; the sets gorgeous; the photography first rate. I went to see if for the magic that was “Dark Shadows” and came away enchanted because it is so different, yet similar in that it provides for that same haunted house thrill. Johnny Depp recalled the late Jonathan Frid in his speech, stance, and mannerisms, yet made the role his own. I would very much love to see this film again.

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  91. I watched Dark shadows as a child with my grandmother back in the 60’s plus my daughter LOVES Johnny Depp.
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  94. I am a HUGE fan of Tim Burton movies and love Johnny Deep these two marvelous people go great together……Thanks….

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  95. I wanna see it because my Mom has told me so much about Dark Shadows (she was a big fan of the original series and made-for-tv movie). Not to mention Johnny Depp looks pretty hot as a vampire!

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  99. The movie had it’s moments. I enjoyed when JD blurted out that Alice Cooper was the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

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  104. It looks really funny and I love Johnny Depp. I have been wanting to see this movie for a long time. tambrewer35 at msn dot com

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  105. well, i dont really care one way or another if i see it but my best friend is in LOVE with Johnny Depp So I would love to win this for her 🙂

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  108. id love to see this because I love johnny depp..I think my favorite movie with him was whats eating gilbert grape it was such a good movie 🙂

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  121. I wan tot see the movie because I loved the original series, the remake series AND I absolutely love Johnny Depp! Thank You! 🙂

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  129. Johnny Depp as Barnabus Collins is fantastic! I saw this in the theater and would love to watch it over and over!

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  136. I took my kids to see this in the theatres and we loved it! It would be perfect to enjoy again at our next family movie night!

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  150. Because I remember the original Dark Shadows and I loved it so I would love to see this movie!!!
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  151. I loved the tv series Dark Shadows long, long ago and am interested to see how Tim Burton and Johnny Depp have “revised” it.

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